Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Article 5 Pack for sale: Halloween Costumes for Adults $5 for 5


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It's a pack of articles on Halloween Costume ideas for adults. The content is all about creating original Adult Halloween Costumes. Written with a humorous, conversational style, these articles contain over 500 words each.

  • Fresh, brand-new
  • Copyscape-ready
  • Contain top Halloween keywords and optimized for SEO.
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Titles:
  • Sexy, Fast & Funny Adult Halloween Costumes
  • More Sexy, Fast & Funny Adult Halloween Costumes
  • One Step Beyond: Star Trek Adult Halloween Costumes
  • Worst Job in the World Adult Halloween Costumes
  • Cheap Last-Minute Adult Halloween Costume Ideas
(Please note "Adult" here means 'grown ups" and not X rated)


Below is an excerpt from one of the articles on Halloween Costume Ideas for Adults:

They're completely original, not copied.

Each article has its own introduction & conclusion, and 5-6 costume ideas. If you're interested you can buy them by clicking the Paypal button at the bottom of this post.

Thanks,
Parker



Sexy, Fast & Funny Adult Halloween Costumes
Not suitable for children

by Parker Cent


Fright Night is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with a fun, humorous costume to put you into the spirit of the Halloween holiday! Here are five sexy, fast and funny costume ideas to put your devious mind and body on display this holiday!

Zombie Rebooted
Using makeup you can get at any department store, some fake teeth and torn clothing, the Zombie is “re-born”. Zombies are perennial. A mainstay of costuming, the “Zombie Fun Effect” is doubled by wearing the clothes of what you were in your former life. Were you a stockbroker? Now Zombie Stockbroker trades in brains. Got an old polyester suit laying around? Buy yourself a fake mustache, sideburns, wig, badge and plastic snubnose .38. Now you’re 1970’s Police Detective Zombie. He’s not afraid of anything! Except maybe, Granny Ballerina Zombie, or 4-H Judge Zombie or Amish Zombie!

Mountain Men
All you need for this costume is a toy banjo and a pair of overalls. For full comedy effect, get yourself a Steve Martin arrow-through-the-head and some buck teeth. A quick run to the Sears clothing aisle, and you and your friends can go out together dressed as the guys from “Deliverance” – one of the classic scariest movies of all time!

The Sexy Lab Assistant
With a white coat from a uniform supply store, a pair of geeky specs and high heeled- shoes, transform any outfit (of any degree of sexiness) into an instant Sexy Lab Assistant. Add clipboard and measuring calipers for accurate scientific measurements of…anything that needs measuring! For couples, have the man dress as the lab chimp, with a monkey mask and a suit. Be sure to give him a banana for good behavior!


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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Everything I Needed to Know About Copywriting I Learned in 5th Grade




Ok, there’s no substitute for experience. But the truth is, your professional writing life is served day after day by principles you picked up in elementary school. That is, on the days you attended). Basic math, basic science, basic English, basic geography, basic penmanship – all of these subjects which are mastered in elementary school already serve the person on an adult level.


Copywriting is no different. What was learned from a fifth-grade elementary teacher makes all the difference between a solid professional writer, and a flaky, meandering amateur.



Theme

Was there a point you waned to make? In fiction, theme arises out of the narrative and character choices. In a novel you’ve got room to discover thematic patterns. Not so in copywriting. You had better know your theme in advance of the article, because frankly, you’ll make more money if you reserve other themes for other articles!


Outlining

Imagine the concept of organizing your thoughts on paper! It’s so crazy it just might work! You’ve got your three or so headers, your subgroupings, and their detailed items. When you have a related thought, you put it in the outline. If there is no place for it, guess what? It doesn’t belong under this topic! Save it for the next article.


Topic Sentences

Every header has a paragraph or three of content. Every paragraph has a nifty little device called a topic sentence. This is a sentence which describes what the paragraph will be about. The paragraph, in turn, will all reflect back upon the topic sentence, until the final sentence, which concludes that topic. Sounds simple, right? Tell it to the stream-of-consciousness ramblers! The topic sentence should be where? At the beginning of the paragraph where people can find it. Who knew your fifth grade teacher was teaching SEO?


Grammar and Punctuation

Don’t break rules. Work within them. You’ll find they help you be understood more than writing “the way the voice in your head speaks”. Unless your the poet e.e. cummings, stick to the rules. You wouldn’t want the legal estate of e.e. coming down on you like a gorilla on a suitcase. You know how litigious poets are.


First Draft

This is when you get all of your ideas down on paper. Supporting thoughts arise and find their places in the paragraphs. This is not the time for self-censoring. Go beyond the first ideas that come to you and find new angles beyond the masses of existing content.


Second Draft

Now you tighten up the phrasing and choose your language more selectively. Cut unnecessary verbiage, such as adverbs and even adjectives. Change “be” verbs to active verbs. Cut awkward phrasing, and check your facts.


Third Draft

Polish your essay or article. The most important part of a good third draft is – time. Writers do themselves no greater favor than leaving their work alone for an hour, a day, a week, or a month, and coming back to it with fresh eyes. Invariably the work benefits from the broadening perspective of time. The human mind assembles its puzzles while you focus on other things. New associations lie dormant, awaiting discovery. When your new ideas so overwhelm the original as to require a restructuring of the entire project, stop right there, and start a new project.



The final rule learned in fifth grade, which cannot be stressed enough in importance, serves as a professional litmus that will cement business relationships and shake out the unprofessional throughout your career:


Play nice!


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Parker Cent

One Cent Copywriter


Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Five Secrets to Marketing on the Cheap





The other day, I went to a barbershop for a haircut. I’d been putting it off, because I had been trying to contact a costly “hair studio” all week. Problem was, they closed at dinnertime, and every time I tried to call to make an appointment, I got their fax machine. This was their main number! Nearby was a new little barbershop. I’d avoided it, because I kept thinking of Mayberry’s Floyd and his one-size-fits all Opie cut. But necessity won, and I went in.

The proprietor told me they’d only been open a few months. They were still trying to drum up business. She lamented being located near a professional hair studio. However, I know the neighborhood, the influx of university students, the profitable walk-in traffic that was possible in such a prime location – and I’d already given up on the “pros” next door.

There was nothing wrong with the location. The problem was in their targeting!

In order to make your own marketing clearer and more cost-effective, there are five secrets to marketing on the cheap which you should keep in mind when designing your strategy:

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The First Secret:

Target before taking aim! It doesn’t matter how much traffic you reach; but how many potentially interested customers you can target. If you can reach those 5 paying customers at the cost of reaching 5 paying customers, instead of 2000 random people, you can save yourself a lot of canvassing expense.

Above all, never place your enterprise in jeopardy by making it dependent on your advertising budget to win customers! If these funds dry up before you get your customers, you’re out of business. Get your state phone directory. Are there any groups that would be interested in your product or service? Make the biggest list you possibly can.

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The Second Secret:

Tweak their nervous system! You must reach your customers with effective communications. Effective here means print which they read without thinking, and which doesn’t cost much to produce. The human brain naturally reads print – provided it is in short bursts: faxes, photocopies, banners hanging over your doors, text links, and sandwich boards (what is this, 1932?). You’ve got to send your message in 5 words or less!

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The Third Secret:

Grab their self-interest! Once someone reads your copy – it’s got to grab them! I don’t mean word styling or fancy lettering. I don’t mean shouting. I mean, it’s got to offer them an amazing deal, and this deal has got to be limited in time or quantity, during a special promotional time only. This compounds their already natural inclination to your business by exciting that natural impulse into action. They already like your business. Make them want it now. And don’t forget to give them an action to take – buy now, call today, visit your website, get out your credit card, get inside here today!

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The Fourth Secret:

Show ‘em you know ‘em! Talk to your customers by name. Enter your customers into a database using software like ACT; there are many reasons this is a good idea. One of the important reasons is that you can access their information quickly if they call, and give them personal attention and service. Another reason is that you can make follow up calls after several weeks or months. These are good sources of repeat business! They remember you. Don’t forget them!

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The Fifth Secret:

Stop keeping secrets! New customers have to be taught about your products or services in a glance! People are constantly making snap judgments about shallow surface assumptions. If your business has a special feature, or for some reason does not fit into the traditional mold of what people may assume, put it out there in front! People fear the unknown. If there are any aspects of your business which is perceived as “unknown”, make it known! People do not respond well to salespeople making the unknowns known. They want to do it themselves, and at a glance. Worse for you, is if they already think they know all they need to know about your business. Find a few features or products that exemplify your enterprise’s “personality”, and put them right in the shop window!

I was happy with my haircut. Had I known the many styles the barber was capable of, I would have gone in months before. In her case, I suggested a bulletin board in the window of possible cool hairstyles that university students would like. This would have been enough to assure me, anyway!

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Tips for Marketing on the Cheap:

* Send faxes with special promotions to targeted customers
* Photocopy brochures to be displayed on bulletin boards and in lobbies, mailboxes and telephone poles.
* Print out door hangers and canvas a neighborhood. (These are ok; car windshields are off-putting).
* Put your business on a clever bumper sticker or magnet. You can also make magnetic signs for your car door. People do read in traffic!
* Hang a banner where it can be seen. Sell it in 3-5 words!
* Have T shirts made promoting your business (funny ha ha, not funny hmmm). Think of a message that sells itself – and nothing is as contagious as laughter!
* Viral videos can be made and uploaded to the internet easily. The topics can be anything at all. Don’t make a commercial. Make something real and post your website at the end. Post it as a response to a more popular director’s video – though it should relate.
* Utilize a cost-conscious internet promotion service. The internet is vast and slow to locate your business; to be noticed takes time, constant plugging in hundreds, thousands of websites, persistence and a widespread, human network of placements. Also? Don’t use spam, but legitimate seller resources. Definitely something to check out!

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It’s not how many people see your business. It’s how accurately you target interested paying customers. It’s how well you spark their attention and compulsion to act. It’s how well you treat them, and inform them at a glance! Go after your customers directly, irresistibly, with no secrets, and on the cheap! Every cent saved is profit!

Image credit: Berkeley

Where can you go online to get the best articles?







"Literature" by Trish Parisy


There are plenty of sites offering content on the internet. As an internet marketer or website owner, you are constantly on the lookout for fresh content that will differentiate you from the competition and divert large amounts of traffic from the search engines to your sites. The old adage holds true: you get what you pay for.


Some content sites promote their writers at a premium; on sites such as Constant Content, the writers set prices themselves, and as a buyer you have the option of purchasing exclusive or non-exclusive rights to the articles. Constant Content vets their writers and is capable of delivering solid content.


However a disadvantage of a site like this is that you cannot read the entire article before accepting it and forking over the money before you’ve evaluated the product. You are effectively buying “sight unseen”. The same can be said for other similar sites such as ArticleSale.com and the Daily Article.


You could purchase content from a site like Associated Content – yet another very popular resource for articles. These articles are posted for you to examine in full; you can then contact AC if you want to purchase the rights for those articles. The writer will receive a couple bucks from that. The disadvantage here is that, duplicated content tends to be penalized with lower ratings by search engine algorithms. A good article is worth it – but why do that when you can have quality, unique content that is custom-written for you?


Other sources for content writers are forums such as Digital Point. You can post a query and find a writer on quick notice. Forums such as this do rate their members, so if you are satisfied with you product, do remember to rate the writer and help their online credibility. However utilizing a site like this, you are really taking a shot in the dark as to quality.


Beyond finding copywriters you like and establishing a working relationship with them, there is another site called Textbroker, which is proving to be very advantageous to the internet marketer and webmaster. At Textbroker you can navigate the lightning-fast interface, place an article order and have it filled quickly to satisfaction. They also vet their writers, and article buyers can choose which quality level you are willing to pay for. The advantages of Textbroker are numerous:


  • Inexpensive – article prices usually range from $1 - $5, or $.7 – $1.5 a word.

  • Articles are original, passed through Copyscape, and customized for each buyer’s requests.

  • Quality is assured. Buyers can give writers feedback to make necessary changes to the articles before purchase.

  • Articles can be ordered and filled in bulk.

  • Writers are approved US native speakers, continually evaluated, and given incentive to produce quality. Good evaluations by Textbroker editors, coupled with good customer satisfaction ratings, give writers access to higher-paying orders. They have incentive to produce quality and not just quantity.

  • Textbroker minimizes meeting time and maximizes productivity for both clients and providers.

  • Writers who are rated 5 star (professional level) can be contacted directly in order to fulfill custom orders.


How to Request an Article for Maximum Effectiveness:

While a lot of instructions aren’t necessary, make sure your instructions are clear. It may not be necessary to give a writer the article format, but be sure your keywords are formatted correctly, because many writers will cut and paste your keywords directly into their article, to avoid any spelling or word form mistakes.


It’s useful to inform the writer of the tone, style and target audience for your article, as well. Is it an impersonal product blurb? A personality piece? Is it meant to be conversational? Is it meant to sell a service?


Do you have any special requirement regarding keyword occurrence percentages? If so, it’s better to state it clearly.


The final way to find an article online is to make a request directly to a copywriter. If you’ve never done that, you can start here at One Cent Copywriter. Check out the specialty links and rates for custom articles. Watch for custom article ten-packs which will soon be made available for direct purchase on this site. One Cent Copywriter is interested in establishing a productive working relationship with your business.


Remember, you get out of your business what you put into it. If there is one quality that remains vital to the success of your online presence, it is authenticity. The right copywriter will help your business to stand out among the masses of automated sites - and won't cost you any extra than you are already paying. How much is your time worth? How much is your business worth? You get what you pay for!